Monday, July 4, 2016

What a day...WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

Happy 4th of July my fellow pyros! Now here's some very important advice on this our most holy of days:

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Sunday, March 20, 2016

Such a tragedy





My heart goes out to all the little boys and girls who didn't get a chance to pyro because these...these...MONSTERS took away their toys and burned them in some godless pagan ritual that more than likely involved the drinking of puppy blood.

...but hey, awesome explosion!

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Arson Heroes: Leather Rebel Justice Gets it!

This guy gets it. He really gets it!

He's BAAAAAAAAK!!!

After a lengthy and unnecessary stay in the pokey for trumped up FIREWORKS charges, i have returned for more fun and FIRE IN THE SKY! You are not forgotten, my flamers! Let the sparks FLY!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Once again, the COMMUNIST news media gets it wrong!

More proof that the mass media is under the control anti-freedom flame haters!



Make sure you have a barf bag handy while watching this mess. Then go out and use as many FIREWORKS as you can this 4th!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Sociaist Alert: Anti American Dingbat Spews LIES!!!

We have yet another blasphemous LIE being preached by some tree hugging hippie that slanders the glorious name of FIREWORKS! The following link leads to pure evil, so be forewarned:

http://record-eagle.com/features/x433576668/Fireworks-celebrations-harm-the-world

LIES!!! ALL OF IT!!! The retarded child that wrote this crap more than likely was the victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. Either that, or she has been taking way too much Ecstasy at those damn raves! Either way, this enviro-NAZI needs to be called out for the horror of her misinformation campaign, which is more then likely based on a secret desire to kill children and puppies.

Remember kids; people who want to ban FIREWORKS are miserable individuals, and they want everyone in the world to be miserable just like them. So if you meet one, encourage them to drink everything they find under the kitchen sink and then tell them go play in traffic!

FREEEEDOM!!!!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Facts about those who want FIREWORKS banned.

Just thought I'd post a few critical facts about those who hate freedom and want to ban FIREWORKS (a.k.a. FLAME-HATERS):

-FLAME-HATERS are unhappy people and want society to feel as miserable as they do.
-FLAME-HATERS cheat on their taxes.
-FLAME-HATERS enjoy telling children that there is no Santa Clause
-FLAME-HATERS worship SATAN.
-FLAME-HATERS take vials of their own PEE and pour it into the punchbowl at parties.
-In most cases, FLAME-HATERS are Anti-Semites.
-FLAME-HATERS will go out of their way to kick a puppy, punch a baby or push an elderly person down a flight of stairs.
-FLAME-HATERS love farting in crowded elevators, then hitting the button for every floor coming up.
-FLAME-HATERS promote tooth decay, and are a leading cause of GINGIVITIS!
-FLAME-HATERS like to use the American flag to wipe their A$$!
-FLAME-HATERS are closet pedophiles who fantasize about child rape.
-FLAME-HATERS also like smoking crystal meth, and have no problem selling it to an 8 year old.

And the #1 fact about FLAME-HATERS;

-THEY KILLED ELVIS!

So remember kids, should you ever come across a FLAME-HATER, kick them in the nads and run away, before they start preaching their blasphemy against the good and wholesome name of FIREWORKS!