Here we celebrate the glory that is FIREWORKS! All FIREWORKS, great and small. We also take time to expose lawmakers who try to ban FIREWORKS for the child hating devil worshipers that they are. Read on and then go burn something...with FIREWORKS!!!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Arson Man is Coming!
We have a superhero here at Holiday Arson...introducing ARSON MAN!
He will be here in a few days for some Q & A, so get your questions in.
ARSON MAN: Protecting Your Right to BURN EVERYTHING AROUND YOU!
A former potato farmer who one day discovered the glorious world of FIREWORKS! Now dedicates all his time to pyrotechnic evangelism...at least when hes not drinking paint thinner!
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